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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Oh dear. That's probably just ruined my morning.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It is a weird concept when you break it down really.

    Artificially inseminating a mammal and keeping it perpetually pregnant so that we can steal its lactations and pour it on our cornflakes

    Marnin' btw
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Death by cow bumming.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Morning.

    Got a mad cough

    Dont think it's aids
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    What animal lives off another animals milk?

    just us

    strange phenomenon

    anyway Luv needs to put a list up of who we can get good milk off

    don’t say Munse’s titties

    mornin
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I prefer almond milk in my protein shake you’ll be pleased to know.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You have to buy your own cow and be really nice to it and only have milk when it wants to give you some.
     
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    I prefer it on cereal. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    80% of Almonds are grown in California and use huge amounts of water to grow, which is adding to drought conditions out there. Sorry :)

    So which is better, droughts or booting cows ?
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Are you giving it what it needs to produce the milk in the first place then ? <yikes>
     
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    Don’t care mate. Just trying to get hench.
     
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    Stop eating cereal. You aren’t 12.
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    How do you know ?
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    He showed me his passport before I shagged him.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    53D4A61D-0C19-4585-8E3F-487520E8DF7D.jpeg
     
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    Wild down here today

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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Portuguese man o' war if I'm not mistaken. Don't want one of those fookers stinging you.
     
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    Jellyfish be like aliens.
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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