I hate scented candles. I once handed in 3 or 4 to the weans school fayre. When I told the person who bought me them as gifts, they went mental. I just laughed. Yankee who?
You're telling me candle stories. After what I just said. What kind of ****in moron are you? Oh yeah, Tim.
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