Valentines day

Who getting noshed later?

Whos not?

Whos letting the dog do it?

I aint doing **** unless she's got some surprise planned I don't know about yet.

Will deffo be getting some nosh tho just got the confirmation text

 

Think its dumb yank **** right after christmas.

Spend cash for Christmas and now need to spend on the ungrateful ****

 

Letting the dog do what exactly

 

Nosh you off obviously.

I aint got a dog

 

Fosse probs got the bed all covered in rose petals and **** like that.

****

 

Nor have i

 

Ii was gonna get her a some roses, but I got her 10 £2 scratch cards instead.

Shes just won 30 quid between them.

Got my doe back and she's up a tenner.


Thats love bros

 

Bangin his granny ffs thats disgusting

 

Good move bro, I doubt you would've got the roses on Valentines for £20

 

I know luvgonzo has something big planned, he's a proper romantic

 

Exactly

 

A risotto, some home brewed ale and The English Patient on standby.

She'll be out mind, but he'll be happy.

 

Bubble bath and foot massage before some fornication to slow jazz

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

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Hanging pretty badly so told her to stay at her mums and leave me alone

Romantic as ****

 

How many times has @Bwood_Ranger proposed today? I’m going with a conservative 3

 

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Hes being a rite sulky ignoramus seeing as I only made this thread to mock his virginity.

 

My wife just called me.

She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."