LOL, I did a bit of that when I was young and daft, then realised ****ing with anything relating to water or electricity wasn’t the most sensible path.
HOOOOOOOFFFF. offside The only difference between us and Burnley is salah doesn't run offside according to @Diego
I've got a number of mates who are qualified tradesmen. If I call them, they know in the first few sentences will be the phrase, "I've had a go and I've ****ed it up", usually followed by varies levels of pleading to help me.
Always good to make friends with a plumber, electrician, builder and nurse. If you can find one that does all 4 then even better
I was married to a nurse - no matter how ill you are they reckon they see worse all the time. No sympathy, you're on your own.