Beat this.....

Was on the bus today and saw a tramp sat on a bench drinking a 2 litre bottle of cidre

 

Saw a tramp called Peter the Penny Picker or something like that, walks the main street picking up pennies then gets the bus somewhere else to pick up more

 

Yes that's the guy that plays on Northumberland Street. Posted a pic of him not too long ago, about the time of the Gateshead / Newcastle friendly.

 

There used to be a lad called penny picker at my school used to go round picking up change. Got to the point where he couldn't go anywhere without being attacked by a hail of pennies

 

Now living on Millionaires Row is he?

 

in Moscow at the Red Square, there is some sort of pattern on the floor made with stones or something, people stand there and throw pennies behind them while making a wish. Bunch of old homeless drunk ladies fighting over kopeeks (Russian pennies).

 

beatski wins for his tramp love which strangely reminds me of a true story i saw on a documentary involving a old man,a lift,a pan of mince and a turd

 

thought that as well

 

Never though of it like that!

 

Thank you! As a north american I was always so confused to see those punk-asses dancing and blowing their flutes on Northumberland St. last year, I never ceased to think "What the **** are they doing here??"

 

Sounds less annoying than the girl with Terets who used to wander the halls of my school seeking pennies for the animal shelter...that stayed relatively polite until someone taught her what 'boners' were, at which point she used to just dive under the tables in the cafeteria seeking those...kids are terrible really.

 

Hahaha

 

I was getting a bus at night in Stockton once and anyone who knows Stockton High Street will know there's a load of pillars. Well some bald bloke wearing Army fatigues was ducking in and out of them, and I'll admit I thought he was going to slice me into small pieces. Turns out he was just picking up *** ends and giving them a quick drag. He must've picked up 50 in the 15mins I was waiting for my bus. How utterly ****ing disgusting is that?

 

I saw a guy doing that in Toronto the other day too! Not the first time I've seen that on my travels either, talk about desperate! Normally I'd say alcoholics, smackheads, cokeheads, etc. have a problem...well guys smoking discarded butts should be included on that list.

 

Vile :S