British Politics

What type of cheese was in the cheese sauce?

 

I'm on my way down to the local pub for the first time in 2 months.

Find out how much of an arse I made of myself the last time I was in

 

Arsene Wenger missed more games for kicking a water bottle than Zouma has for kicking a cat...That's racist.

 

Strong Mature cheddar and a bit of parmesan on top , diced smoked bacon crisped in the oven .

It's my healthy vegetable day dinner with tons of butter cheese and bacon .

 

That's a relief, thought you'd gone all gay wop when you mentioned motsarela.

 

Mozzarella thinly sliced on top makes it gooey but the flavour comes from the cheddar and parmesan.

 

Much like they do with gays back home

 

"Refugees are welcome to free flying lessons"

 

Did we give the failed Asylum seeker that blew himself up in the Liverpool taxi chemistry lessons ?

 

Illegal immigrants apply for asylum and get refused. What do we do next?
(a) deport them, or
(b) give them free flying lessons

 

Maybe the Home office are hoping he'll fly home

 

and pick up more wastrels and bring them to the UK on the return flight?