Could keep him for all of next season if we wanted to be arsey about it ... but if he wants to leave I'd be more than happy to have a nice auction between the clubs supposedly interested
More relevant by far Ponky will be the return of players that have been out injured... James Justin starting to look good and Fofana and Castagne not far off ... Ricky Pereira just back from a broken leg and not risked against Pool too ... Vardy not too far away either ... thanks for your concern mind.
Oh was it Arsenal? ... my bad, thought it was Barnet ... Have a word with yourself Ponks ... he's being courted by the footballing 'fine dining' he ain't gonna go slumming it with a Deliveroo now, is he...
Ponky, Ponky, Ponky... that queue has some of the finest names in Europe in it ... you must have become confused whilst queuing for your pension at the Post Office mate ... sit down and have a good sniff of your Olbas oil stick
Friday night and no football on, wtf is going on! Everyone has deserted to go and chat about films, boring.