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What's Donny thinking ha ha

 

I left one piece of **** to another piece of ****

 

"Newcastle's new owners are really endearing themselves to the fans, they'll love the new home tops those two are showing off."

 

"Go tell Chris to meet me in the tunnel, I'm going to kick **** out of that Dele lad then he can do it straight afterwards too"

 

You owe me a tenner, told you I could kick the ball into my own face while falling over!

 

"who that one owa there" ?
"The bald one aye he's sh#t"

 

"****in hell mate, even the street urchins back home wouldn't be seen dead in mustard chino's"

 

To be fair you wouldn’t mess with Joe. Until he tried to hit you and then he would obviously miss?

 

Put Alli on his arse in the tunnel after the game

 

Aye, but Alli may be worth a £40m punt in the summer

 

No. He needs to show he wants to play. Was a good player. Operative word being was.

 

Mate, we're not Mackems - We can work out what the operative word is in a sentence.


Edit: Forget the above I've just remembered who half out posters are........ Crack on

 

That's not a very good caption Trev, try again.

 

Useless caption phrase that one Obi. Although looking at Bruno's and Joe's bodies I can understand how you might mistake one of them for me.

 

That's more like it Trev, that one made me laugh.

 

Caption this one then



I’ll start…..Jesus Christ, I’ve never heard of any of these ****ers!

 

Sunderland!?! Oh ****e, I thought SAFC was Stirling Albion. How do I get out of this mess?

 

where the **** is Sunlund ???
I thought they were in the North East not the Third division

 

"Oh FFS, How many more places have race tracks in them?"

 

I know I said I was prepared to do some temporary work, but I didn't mean THAT temporary!!