Off Topic The Burly Arms

Yeah good stuff.

 

Gay

 

I know you are
I said you are
But what am I?

BOOM

you jus got old skooled fam

 

Morning.

 

Marnin

 

Yeah, I just had a **** day and was over catastrophizing. It’s actually the little luxuries and treats that people seek out when they feel the pinch.

 

Good morning good morning
I’m punching tonight
Hopefully smelly fingers
Doubt I’ll end up in her ****e

 

Small wave here today.

Nice to get some juice

 

How’s the love life?

 

Got a date tonight with my sis’s ex’s ex (not my sister). Because Jews.

 

Anyway, much better day today.

Surf, shag and 3 points

 

Was that 3 out of 10 points for the shag

 

Was a solid 8.5

 

Well **** me, Question Time is in Newport.

And here I am, sat a mere five miles away whiling away some time that I could have spent right there.

Would love to ask 'Health Minister' Mr Vaughan Gethin why the Welsh NHS have decided third jabs (if I'd have known, I wouldn't have ****ing had it) do not show on a person's vaccine records, causing potentially hundreds of Euro's worth of unnecessary testing for those who are unfortunate enough to fall through this inexplicable net, and quite fancy the idea of leaving this ****ing country next week.

Answer me that one, twatface!

 

I got banged at the weekend with that blond I sent you. She’s coming back for more

 

I'd have liked to have watched the twatface moment.

 

You got banged?

Date was mediocre btw. Fit but that’s it.

 

Good morning good morning
I’m outside freely smoking a vape
Unlike Mendy and Mason
Doing a ten stretch for rape

 

Morning.