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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CaraMatt, Dec 5, 2021.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Send us an up skirt

    Sorry don't
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    Sounds like Roy
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    She knew Joelinton was the next Patrick viera?
     
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  4. Magdad

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    Have you seen the clip of the uniforms they wear in the Co-Op ffs? You just know she's going to resemble Nora Batty <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    I worked in the coop when I was 17.... Sat there after pulse and buckets in my blue waistcoat.
     
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  6. Magdad

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    If you have an old photo I'm sure @CaraMatt would be willing to buy it off you. Go set yourself up an Only Fans page <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Hey hey. You need to pry them with drink and use your masculine prescriptions. And bobs your uncle.

    You wake up with someone else in bed. Happy days.
     
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  9. CaraMatt

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    You know that however much I resisted the mental image, it just forced itself on me in a Mason Greenwood fashion
     
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  10. CaraMatt

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    Would’ve. But Micky the Gypsy and Tony Essex don’t wear skirts.
     
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  11. CaraMatt

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    Is ‘only fans’ …. something? Something I need to google?? (With suitable firewall in place obvs!)
     
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  12. CaraMatt

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    Christ!!! You mean a photo of a 17 year old Roy, pumped on roids and machine-Costa and wearing a Co-Op uniform??

    ARE YOU ****ING MENTAL.

    mind you…… there’s a market for everything, who am I to judge
     
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  13. CaraMatt

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    There was a moment when I thought the yoga teacher was tiptoeing towards a foursome conversation…. but we detoured to downward-facing-dog.

    close
     
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    Mags, friend has asked whether your avatar has a name or is she just a random photo?
    Said I’d ask for him….
     
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    And Cara's 'friend' has asked for a phone number and Insta account.
     
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  16. Magdad

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    Its Bruo G's mrs she's an insta model called Ana Lidia Martins
     
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  17. CaraMatt

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    He’s quite the social media whizz
     
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  18. CaraMatt

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    OH **** OFF!!!
    Is she???
    Well he’ll be really focussing on Clark’s disrespect then <laugh>
     
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  19. Magdad

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    Can't be the lad that doesn't know how to plug a USB stick into his television then <whistle><whistle><whistle>
     
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  20. CaraMatt

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    He knows how to do that bit…. he’s just a pussy about data-piracy!!
     
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