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  1. skalpel

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    <laugh> I loved that episode so much, finally somebody else hated those assholes as much as me.
     
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  2. Amnesiac

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    Can't say I've ever seen any, but if I do I may throw large, blunt objects at them.
     
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  3. The Secret Ingredient

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    As I was sat on my favourite bench just opposite the bank in Melton Mowbray minding my own business drinking my morning pick me up,which just happens to be Yellow Label Wolf Blass.i sat there contemplating what tashes next article would be i caught this strange bandy legged bald man out of the corner of my eye,as i turned round to look at him he was pointing and i heard him say look at him he's drinking out the bottle.My question is have you been embarrassed by a stranger when partaking in what you thought was a generally acceptable act.
     
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    <laugh> saw the exact scene you described in Germany
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh>...<applause>


    I knew I'd flush you out Secret.

    I'm suprised they let you into the internet cafe smelling like that.
     
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  6. skalpel

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. The Secret Ingredient

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    i got lost i was on a quest to find the long lost MoncurSouthernReiver ....miss him he was a right good laugh :(
     
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    I think we should buy this busker from France to class up the outside of St James Park.

    [video=youtube;aVvqFqITYlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvqFqITYlY&feature=related[/video]
     
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  9. skalpel

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    Would love to have been able to see Moondog in New York before he died. The blind, voluntarily homeless viking who invented his own instruments and stood on the corner of 53rd Street and 6th Avenue busking away for decades.

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    Aye....Moncurs was great value, he is a big miss.
     
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  11. The Secret Ingredient

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    is the coat hiding the vice which has his balls in a very tight grip
     
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  12. Beardsley's Stylist

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    My wife is Finnish and so I go there quite often. For a country where alcohol is so expensive there is a surprising amount of public drunkeness about. Apart from the price the other thing that annoys me about drinking there is they serve you in half litres, which is fine, but put it in pint glasses so you can see that not getting your normal amount.
     
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    aye he was that and is a big miss hope he wanders back on some day
     
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    [video=youtube;W7guHqujmrs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7guHqujmrs[/video]
     
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  15. skalpel

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    Weird, I didn't realise that. Mind you, when I think Finland, all I can think of is this:

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    Quality stuff! I'll not spam this page with videos but you should check this album of his out too if you haven't already: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSimbyS_YlA
     
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  17. Beardsley's Stylist

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    My father in law is really into his swimming in a hole in the ice. Keeps inviting me to go with him. Tried it once and nearly died of a heart attack.
     
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    they love sauna's over there as well.
     
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    Same with Russia, I got asked to join the host, so I politely accepted even though I don't do well in hot temperatures. Ended up having honey rubbed on me and being spanked :S.
     
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    was in glasgow once at St.Enochs (busy shopping center) at midday, and there was this tramp couple chilling and drinking in a little alcove next to the tube station. The bloke then decided to have a piss in the corner they were standing in. seeing this, the lass tramp then decided that looked like an excellent idea, popped a squat and relieved herself too. I was thoroughly disgusted, or so i thought (how foolish of me): they then decided that their pissy corner was the perfect place for some sweet sweet tramp lovin, and got it on right then and there in glasgow city center, on a lovely summers day (apparently glasgow get one a year or something). This was many moons ago, but its forever etched into my memory.

    i think i win?
     
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