Off Topic The Burly Arms

My bird just dropped her spliff in her tea

Wanted some of mine.

Now she's rolling a new one, cos that ain't happening.

 

PM me your address and I'll send you the book. I won't **** about and post you a turd honest.

 

Mines a good 20 years off that ****.

Ill Probably have swapped her for a new younger model by then so not worried

 

Secret to any relationship is a mancave.

 

Yeah, finished it a couple weeks back. Was a good read

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60261876

He used that joke when I saw him last year too. Hopefully Netflix don't bow to pressure over it.

 

Itd probably just be for my collection of books I aint read tbh mate.

Best going to someone who might actually read it, ta tho for the offer

 

I've tried that a few times. It didn't work out.

 

Yeah, it's just a joke.

He ****in explains this **** at the start of every one of his performances.

 

Ive done that twice and its worked out great, both upgrades on the previous.

I cn teach you stuff if you want

 

Luv, I'll have it. What's it going for on ebay?

 

Foo Fighter's isn't a him, right?

When you say his book, you mean Grohl?

 

You've done that twice on your current burd?
Btw, she has lovely feet

 

Lol chill bro

 

I’ve not had it yet but will let you know.

 

Nah i mean my current bird is an and upgrade on the last and that one again better than the last.

I dont cheat if that's what ya mean, I have early on but I think most blokes do innit? 1st 2 years or so?


Doesn't count

 

Yeah, but, but....

Dave Grohl story = hell of a ****ing story.

Foo Fighters story = not so much.

 

Understood. He's absolutely a top bloke and musician from what I know.
Big fan of him and Foo Fighters

 

Has one of them died?

 

Nah i don't think so.

Not even that old, like 50s?