Off Topic The Burly Arms

I'll keep an eye on it.

 

Pizza out of a box does not qualify as dinner mate.

 

Anyway, was nice. Had thin and crispy, which was was less calorie laden. Tandoori hot.

I think 'Italian' style is the best middle ground though.

The local Italian would have been even better but I'd have had to go pick that up, so **** it.

 

@Spurlock

 

Backed them for promotion a while ago at 7s but don’t see it tbh.

 

Sat watching the football and I'm like "who the **** is that **** tear arsing along the street at 100mph?"
Noise stops, kitchen door goes, then I'm like "who's that **** tear arsing along the street at 100mph?"

Turns out its my daughter's new boyfriend.

Hate the **** already.

Told my son if ever he meets him to lamp the ****.

 

You could just lamp him. Why’s he tearing up and down the street.

 

Anyone like Foo Fighters?

 

Cos he's a knobhead.
Why would I lamp him when I have a fitter, younger, more ****in mental version of me that would delight?

 

Who fighters?

 

Just both lamp him you **** idc

 

Thanks.

 

Yeaj

 

My mates and I have a cover band. Jew fighters.

 

Are you Jewish or summat?

 

No. We fight Jews.

 

You're a pig?

 

You ever heard about Fosse's pizza oven?

 

You got his book?

 

Who doesn't?