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Next Everton Manager?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tobes, Jan 15, 2022.

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Next Permanent Everton Manager

  1. Rooney

  2. Big Dunc

  3. Unsworth

  4. Potter

  5. Rodgers

  6. Carlo in May………

  7. Eddie Howe

  8. Boris Johnson

  9. Some German who has a filosofee

  10. Other - please name them

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  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Is boil piss the newest trend on here or something?

    Comes up a lot and has no context

    Is my piss now boiling? Fkn boomer humour
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Sounds like boomers boil your piss tbh. Albeit the gents you’re referring to are more likely to be Generation X, so you can’t even get that bit right.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Boomers are annoying people, but ye dont need to be one to bust out their humour.

    Tbh Tobes youve always been a bit defensive about age, since me 5th post on here.

    Dont let it "boil ye piss"

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  4. Tobes

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    I really haven’t though, but you’ve been badly paranoid about me since about your 5th post on here though.
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    What ya on about, you adopted me last year ffs.

    Ive loved you like a father since
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Son, STFU lad.
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Tell ya what boils my piss, people burping with their mouth open in public like its funny.
    Spitting too

    Disgusting pigs
     
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  8. Turbia Milk

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    Is boiled piss safer to drink?
     
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  9. RANDY

    RANDY Wurzel Gummidge

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    I read a book once about a ship that caught fire off of the Hawaiian islands back in the 18th century. The blokes that managed to escape into the lifeboat were at sea for 28 days before they made it to land. They managed to grab a few supplies before the ship went down, but when they ran out they survived by eating their leather boots, and drinking their own piss.

    Apparently they had recycled their own piss so many times that they said it was coming out like cotton wool, and they had to pull it out of their japs eye to get it out.

    Just thought I'd mention that over dinner time.
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Im not sure

    But I watched a Beat Grylls episode where he squeezed fluids out of an elephant **** and drank it.

    Boiled piss has gotta be safer than that
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Sucky

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    No its that you've done it with a loanee


    Yknow?

    Nevermind bro <laugh>
     
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  13. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Me, feck all to do with me, someone else boiling piss. Love it.
     
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    Tobes reckon it was red who's put that up<laugh>
     
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    Throw away comment has the piss pot bubbling over.

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  17. Turbia Milk

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    As a side note, Moby Dick was loosely based on the events of a real whaling ship that I don't remember the name of... But there's a fascinating book I read once about that disaster...

    When the ship got destroyed they were only like 20* miles away from a safe island but they mistakenly thought it was populated by cannibals so they ended making this mammoth trip across the Pacific in life boats. Ran out of food and ironically ended up eating each other until only a few of them left.

    I don't recall if they drank their piss or not now.


    * I don't know if 20 is accurate... Needless to say, they were close to a safe port.
     
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    They would probably have got some hydration from the blood and bodily fluids if they were eating each other
     
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  19. Tobes

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    I didn’t say that at all.
     
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    I believe for a lot of the trip they were near the equator so I imagine they needed a lot more water than they got out of each other. (they actually made it to an uninhabited island in the Galapagos at one point before moving on).

    I actually don't remember what they did for water, I assume rain water played a big part but don't remember.
     
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