Off Topic The Burly Arms

Going to PM him.

 

She torching your balls for free fam ?

 

Fair play to Matth for coming out as being bisexual

I mean, if he's getting any sex, let alone from both a bird and a fella, then fair play to him.

 

Give it a week she’ll be paying me.

 

I think he’s bisexual to give himself double the chance. I hope people feel fine now for calling him gay. He’s not gay!

 

He could always have a **** and stick his finger up his bum at the same time.

 

Chatting to a girl who is very into that and I’m a bit scared.

 

Finger up her bum, or her finger up your bum ?

If it's the latter, swerve

 

Silly **** ruined my joke about how I soon bounced back.

 

Just send her a dick pic and a "whatusayin" message you ****ing gay

 

It’s JSwipe. I’d probably get front page of the JC and zero mazel tovs.

 

Just donate your Dick to someone who's gonna use it ffs

 

1 minute watching guys, BBC 1

 

You offering?

 

Wha?

 

I think he was referring to Escape to the Country…….

 

@Tobes knows.

 

I rely on Luv for updates about the Norman and Shelia's of this world and their forays into acquiring six bedroom houses in the leafy Cotswolds

 

A good chunk of them have dropped for a nice wedge after a family member has snuffed it. Not that I’ve ever watched it like….

 

WTF is JSwipe? More like Gayswipe level of chat on there