British Politics

Toeknee Thatcher

Give the man a knighthood.

John Lydon was silenced by the *****phile, lying, covering up British Buggering Corporation in 1978 and they think the public should still fund them

 

Philip Schofield is another BBC *****phile

 

Amazing how all the public sympathy went to him and not his wife who he had been lying to for over 25 years.

He was Gordon Gofers poor sidekick.

 

It's inherently wrong for a bloke to insert his penis into another bloke's anus.

He will perish in hell for that alone.

 

Is it? I was going to google it and make sure as I wasn't certain but I couldn't be ****ed in the end.

 

Women don't have a penis. They have front bottoms.

 

Nearly all kids tv presenters are damaged gays

 

If you're not a rampant raving ****tah, lezzer or a tranny these days you're not relevant.

Or a coloured spastic.

 

Have you ever been taken up the Blue Peter garden Drew ?

 

Me and Percy Thrower spent many an enjoyable bumming in the garden before it was vandalised. It wasn't me guv, honest I was at home watching Rainbow on the telly box.

 

Nor do your unfortunate clients, it seems…

 

Is it correct that Patel is bragging that shoplifting crimes were down in early 2021 when a lot of shops were ****ing closed?

 

Why is Kiev now called Kyiv? Was someone offended?

The frogs call London, Londres and the spics call Edinburgh, Edimbungo!!

****ers.

 

Funnily enough, I bumped into Pretty Petal at Bongo Bongo Land International Airport in 2012.

She was lovely and very ingratiating.

 

Do they drink it in the Congo?

 

expected better from you

(I didn't)