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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Too late mate. Unlike my penis I’m going right right right
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You gotta value yourself before you'll truly find the one mate, then after she likes you treat her like **** for a minimum of 4 years.

    If she sticks around and don't annoy you too much then be nice and commit.

    Didnt your dad tell you this ****?
     
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    He’s actually the sort of person that would and did do exactly that while I’m too nice and get walked over. But I can’t help being me.

    Hitting gym hard. Hitting Chelsea and Palestinians harder.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    Good chance of that being a bloke.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    a lot of Israeli birds just look that way. All the army training probs
     
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  6. Solid Air 2

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    Oh God that brings back some bad memories of my first physio <yikes>
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’d like to hear more
     
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    Her name was Leonora and her military service was with the Parachute regiment though the latter bit may have been some of the older guys wumming me tbh.
     
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  9. Sucky

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    I banged a leonie for a while.

    She was one of them Israeli type chicks
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    She wasn’t in the parachute regiment. She said she was a pro at going down.
     
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    100% of them are mental. Many are fit but none are worth the hassle.
     
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  12. Solid Air 2

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    yeah that sounds more feasible :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    Let’s not blow this up into more than it has to be
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Its her who needs to be worrying about that **** bruv, you just be a **** and do ya thing respectfully :bandit:
     
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    I’m trying fam. Already in love with the bird I’m taking out tomorrow. Can’t help myself.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    They see that too early and your just not interesting to them.

    They want alpha, even if they don't know it it's just nature bro.

    Kick off in front of her, just smash some dickhead up and when she asks why say he disrespect her and nothing more.

    She be gaggin for that dick.

    Then apply the 4 year **** rule as before <cheers>
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Can I have like six I apply the rule to and just a handful of nice small jewish girls I can just go on nice dates with and have as a +1 for bar mitzvahs and stuff?

    No, fine.
     
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  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Good luck Windy <cheers>
     
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  19. Sucky

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    Yeh you can deffo do that, but I fear you have too gentle a heart to go that way.

    Can you separate sex and love?
     
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  20. Sucky

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    You banged yet?
     
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