British Politics

He's another ****ing prick. A slightly slimmer **** nowadays but a ****ing **** nonetheless.

 

Fury in dwarfland

 

The only ****ing thing she kisses is about 10 ****ing Macdonalds a day.

****ing lardy arsed ****ing hideous ****ing boot.

 

Another ****ing prick. A short arsed fat **** this time.

Keeping all the top jobs for himself and putting other short arses out of work.

****ing hypocritical ****ing ****.

 

How are you today, buddy?

 

Fine mate, youself?

A wee bit blowy up here today. I fear I shall have to put a hat on today otherwise my ginger toupee might fly off.

 

He only got his own fortune through being a dwarf.

 

Correct.

Plus he's a ****ing ****e actor.

****ing prick.

Most likely he likes The Beetles as well.

 

There'll be riots in knotty ash.

 

Yeah there are rumours of the Ross County v Rangers being called off because of the wind. I doubt it will be though.

 

****s

 

Wouldn't surprise me if games are called off. Football is a complete farce in high winds. Well, even more of a farce in Scotland.

I've always advocated summer football.

 

English Premier league ****tas got 2 weeks off

 

I don't know why they bang on about ****tahs being scared to come out the closet.

Male soccerballers are all ****ing ****tahs and have been since 1990.

****ing namby pamby, big girl blouses, the ****ing lot of them.

****ing ****tahs.

 

Reviewed by The Daily Mail Hardly a glowing testament.

I wouldn't wipe my arse with that rag.

 

Have you ever tickled your bumhole with a feather?

 

It says Pompey’s a ****hole?