Man’s in the Chinese chippy Thinks he can get lippy Two jobs and a degree Still doing deliveries til 3
All it took was a little cuss from Fosse and everyone spitting bars n feathers all over the place with their egos in tatters
He's hanging with his chick thinking she'll get his dick but they end up in spoons now he looks like a baboon
Is this rhyming feathers with tatters? not that it really matters You’ve got better things to think about This doesn’t even rank Get your cousins and aunties Out of the West Bank
go put some tea on fosse will be back in a bit take a hit of that bong the fox will share pics of tits
Went to the gym, Pressed like **** for a grin. Drank no booze, had a ridiclous snooze. Woke up brand new, kettle on, ready for a brew.
Couple of beers tonight, then a relatively early night. Up with the larks, then down for football at the parks. Golf & dinner on the Sunday, back in fookin work the Monday.
I don't like all this rhyming You're all a bunch of ****s I'm going out to avoid this **** See you in a b..while
Out to southsea Tonight for a date To split the fee And to gain some weight tomorrow a party My old mum getting old I’ll be on the tea As I’m the taxi to be sold
Slurps been playing Flossy to a tee The old boy been lapping it up with glee We all know his jokes are **** But his ego can't take the hit So he ploughs on unapologetically
Saturday night going down to the local Daughter's got a gig there, guitar and vocal Sunday's more manic she's back down to Uni Last minute panic, her mother's a loony Bound to leave something important back here "Dad could you bring down the rest of my gear?" So I'll be in Cardiff next weekend I guess Won't miss you ****s much, I have to confess
