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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    FC6
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Good morning good morning
    It’s already eight
    Hit the ‘ra hard
    And seal their fate
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    One day you’ll look back
    And think what have i done
    I can’t stop the rhymes
    Or else I’m a bum
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Why would I stop?
    When these rhymes continue to pop
    They’ll continue for now
    Unless the site goes kapow
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Shalom shalom
    Rucksack bomb
    Friday prayers
    no worries
    no cares
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Friday night dinner
    Man’s not getting thinner
    You’d best take a stand
    Or we’ll take even more of your land
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Cold and frosty this morning, very crisp.

    Morning.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Marnin'
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    **** rhyme from Chief
    But it’s Friday so no beef
    He dreams of making par
    But that’s not happening by far
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    munch munch, well that comes later
    Is that your gal?
    seen the state of her?
    get a burkah
    stick it on her
    keep her indoors
    tell man she got corona
     
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    Munson owns Fosse and PINKIE like this.
  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Mate that’s jokes you’re from Hudds
    Girls from there need an hour in suds
    Before I’d even go near them and even then
    I’d wrap up twice if they’ve been near you my Muslim bredren
     
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  16. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Good morning. Lovely day for minimal work and a couple of ****s.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Off to visit The Cheesecake Guy in a bit.
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Drugs or actual Cheesecake ?
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    Actual Cheesecake.
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    This guy’s cheesecake is not ****
    A biscuit base
    In my face
    A creamy layer
    Just for this player
     
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