Good morning my guy I’m happy, here’s why I’m spitting mad tunes While Palestinian kids dig tunnels with spoons Seeing a girl with big chest yeah Saturday gonna molest her Like a 21st century Fosse Except not in ****ing Leicester
Will be a Caramel Macciato from the station for me ... will just about have finished it on the walk to work ... then herbal teas until the reverse journey ... helps keep the caffeine down
Does that mean I don't now get to squeeze the flabby bits into a size too small lycra suit like Ponky does? ... bugger
Allcommers mate ... but no concessions for little circumcised ones ... Wendy just has to stand in line with the others
It's probably why it's taking Wendy so long to get laid tbf ... waiting for the subdued lighting of a Travelodge and hoping that the shadows are 'favourable'
I’m working so will do the research later but in spite of Spurlock’s 14-incher I’m fairly sure this is proven to be false.
We've had some grey, but dry and windy days. Which is decent enough for me in Jan as it helps to dry out the slop a little bit. Riding through the bog on the moors during the winter is fukin hard slog. So I'm grateful for any break in the weather. Few Daffs, Snowdrops and primroses starting to pop up, so Spring is just around the corner
