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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    They're full of snot
     
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    Toonitus, Jan 14, 2022
  2. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Imagine the facilities they are using over there compared to our old people's home with a pitch outside training centre, they won't want to come back.

    <laugh>
     
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    ToonArmy1892, Jan 24, 2022
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Agreed. The hole in the floor bogs will be world class to the bushes we have now.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 24, 2022
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  4. Magdad

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    Can they flush bog paper there or is it 3rd world like in Greece where they want you to hoy it in a bin? <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Magdad, Jan 24, 2022
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  6. Toonitus

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    I'd love to stuff myself headfirst into the last areas of her digestive system.
     
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    Toonitus, Jan 24, 2022
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  7. Magdad

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    Just be careful mate, given half a chance I'd be in there arse first in which case it might not be her digestive system <laugh>
     
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    Magdad, Jan 24, 2022
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    How romantic <laugh>
     
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    Ben 10, Jan 24, 2022
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  9. Magdad

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    You can just imagine the poetry he writes on valentines day cards eh?
     
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    Magdad, Jan 24, 2022
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  10. Toonitus

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    Tbh if the opportunity was there I'd just continue. I'd just keep looking at her face.
     
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    Toonitus, Jan 24, 2022
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  11. Magdad

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    ****in Hell, I've had more success on here than Sav has had on Tinder :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Magdad, Jan 24, 2022
  12. Toonitus

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    Sav hasn't either.
     
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    Toonitus, Jan 24, 2022
  13. ToonArmy1892

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    The ****?

     
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    ToonArmy1892, Jan 26, 2022
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Now sniff this chloroform
    I’m coming for you

    <laugh>
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    how would you know. She’s quite reserved and never talks about it <laugh>
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 27, 2022
  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Is that Gayle? <laugh>
     
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  18. ToonArmy1892

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    Gayle, Lascelles and Clark.
     
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  19. Prince Isak (GG)

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    9E484581-D10D-4851-87F0-DE1AF9857F4F.jpeg
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jan 28, 2022
  20. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    When do we actually play this friendly?
     
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