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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Halal, is it meat you’re looking for?
     
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    It wouldn't be the first time
     
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    One day you’ll meat your maker.
     
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    I nearly did that day. Won't be making that mi steak again.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    I used to work in a butcher but they gave me the chop.
     
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    The steaks are too high

    I thought about donating my liver and kidneys once but it would have been an offal decision
     
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    This is bait for Fosse isn't is ?
     
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    If it’s meat puns on this page you want I could fillet easily.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

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    **** Offal Ponks...



    ... that could actually catch on as a forum name ...





    "Falafel Ponks" is available as a meat free alternative <whistle>

    <laugh>
     
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    Your offal jokes never deliver, mate.
     
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    Udder tripe ...
     
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    Just read back. You can all **** off.
     
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    Don't be in a stew ... which must get very confusing for you ... scouse or cawl? decisions, decisions ...











    ... somebody might need to explain this one to Ponks <whistle>
     
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    U Ok M8?
     
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    All originates from a much older version of Skause flossy.

    Whichever one Luv chooses.
     
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    Just reading about this Russian issue. Seems to me all they want is to stop NATO from constantly encroaching on their country. Seems fair to me or am I missing something?
     
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    @brb
    @Welshie
     
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    There was a bit of discussion about it on the match day fred last night. And yes, I think that pretty much seems to be the consensus, Russia looking after Russian interests in the area.

    I likened it to Canada joining a military pact with Russia and the Chinese, and expecting the US not to do anything about it.
     
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