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  1. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Yep <ok>
     
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    ncgandy, Oct 25, 2011
  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Kill it whilst it sleeps
     
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    Erik, Oct 25, 2011
  3. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Ah, it's ok, served me well over the years
     
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    ncgandy, Oct 25, 2011
  4. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Time is running out and you don't want to have to keep servicing it when it dries up
     
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    Erik, Oct 25, 2011
  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    This used to be your jerking off time? Be sure to wipe your history
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 25, 2011
  6. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    ncgandy, Oct 25, 2011

  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Update: sudden onset of diarrhea means I 99.9% **** myself. Manage to get into an NCP carpark before I unload. Unfortunately, my fingers are a casualty and they impart faecal contagion. I get a taxi to a studenty bar and gratefully wash said hands. The music is akin to that of a GI bar in Saigon circa 1968. The lager costs the GDP of Vietnam. Do my hands still smell of ****? Am I going to have to sleep in my car? What do you think, not 606ers?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 25, 2011
  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Try and pull a desperate fresher , crash on her couch throw pants away, when she is asleep steal her food
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 25, 2011
  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I think that you are, in the words of many a modern student, "a lad". <ok>
     
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    Erik, Oct 25, 2011
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Don't all answer at once you ****s! My mob battery is at 30% too. On a brighter note, my hands smell a-ok, and the music's ok in here <ok> "she gives me money, when I'm in need"...
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 25, 2011
  11. Sam Axe

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    This <ok>

    Banging for roof saved me a few times
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 25, 2011
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    £3.80 for a pint? What happened to Great Britain?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 25, 2011
  13. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I blame Thatcher
     
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    Erik, Oct 25, 2011
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    "Excuse me while I kiss the guy"
    :cool:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 25, 2011
  15. Sam Axe

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    I blame the Jews
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 25, 2011
  16. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    That doesn't make sense.


    And the rest of you are all ****s <ok>
     
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    RebelBhoy, Oct 25, 2011
  17. Jerel Ifil

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    Erik, stop skimping on the full stops, you affable spazmobile.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Oct 25, 2011
  18. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I did notice I'd missed one or ten.
     
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    Erik, Oct 25, 2011
  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Listen lads, I'm in here on my own, surrounded by students and people of a slightly different skin tone to me. Please give me messages of support. Paypal donations towards the exorbitant cost of beer would help too.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 25, 2011
  20. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    I hereby express my support.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Oct 25, 2011
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