Only if it is who you claim ... and was also romantically involved with a man with a cow pat weave for a comb over ...
Been at a place called old bill bike park today. Learning to jump my bike. This place is wicked. Well pleased with my progress today. who said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks eh ?
Lol, yeah it might be If this is what mid life crisis is fukin bring it on bru. Had so much fun today.
I was just thinking that. Nigh on 50 years old and still ain't learnt to jump a bike, despite being on a bike every day.
Lol, it's like a different sport. Jumping as opposed to just riding. I reckon I'll feel every one of those almost 50 years when I wake up tomorrow though.
Yeah I had to trim the pic down a bit to get rid of the empty space, but dunno why it's come out so small. Anyway, I'm well pleased with my progress today, some of those jumps look ****ing scary when you're approaching them !
Just got to watch that old spine coming down out of a jump on the old vertebrae at your age mate, not taking the piss btw.
Yeah, that's why I spent £3k on a new bike mate. Full suspension set up. I'd had a accident earlier last year surfing where I got drilled head first into the sand. Anyway, the chiropractor I went to see, happened to be a mountain biker too and he talked me into getting a full sus. I asked him if he could write me out a prescription for that, so that I could get it for £9.35 but they don't do that
I honestly thought I'd ****ed myself up bru. Was messing around with a mate of mine, tandem surfing in the shorebreak. He fell off and the board got pitched over the top of the wave, it launched me head first into about 2ft of water and I landed on my head. Heard something crunch and felt a searing pain down my neck and shoulders. Scared the **** out of me that. Ironic that a ****in tooth extraction has kept me out of the water for longer though.
