January window….

I need my next fix of signings I'm getting twitchy

 

We're looking to bring in six more before the window closes according to The Athletic. Apparently we are negotiating for multiple players for each position that we are wanting to strengthen, so we can switch targets and move quickly if goalposts get moved again etc.

x2 CBs (Carlos/Badiashile/Botman/Nat Phillips/Tarkowski), LB (Bakker), DM Bissouma/Haidara/Kamara), AM (Lingard/Alli), S (Zapata/Nunez/Ekiteke).

 

Haidara!!!!!!

 

Yeah, a good one. Can you imagine it?

 

Good I was questioning your sanity...again

 

Yup by thinking back to the time before Callum mcmanamanamamanman injured him

 

We are after 6 more apparently.

2 CB's, 1 LB, 1 DM, 1 AM, 1 ST

Do that and we stay up easy.

 

Was told by a Celtic supporting mate that Nick Hammond, our so called transfer guru has in fact left the club, before the January window even opened


Edit: This backs up his theory

https://www.newcastleworld.com/spor...-hammonds-sharp-newcastle-united-exit-3537618

 

Linked with Salisu from Southampton, do it just to piss off their whiny manager.

 

After a few difficult months I've got that absolutely cock hardening feeling again.

My cock is absolutely solid rock today

 

If we get another 2 players in before the window shuts I'll be ****ing ecstatic....any more than that and i will be in full on WUM mode over on the mackem board.

**** it i'll probably do that anyways....they seem to bite rather easily

 

I mean our players are getting off planes with golden airstairs while Sunderland players are in a league one stadium made of corrugated iron

 

This week is going to be like takeover week.

 

We signed anyone? Is it moan o clock yet?

 

We've won the football fan euro millions jackpot a billion times

 

1. No we haven't

2. Not yet, keep your powder dry!