January window….

The news of the takeover finally going through did actually come on a Wednesday and so will need of an agreed signing or 2 today.

 

I think that's bullshit.

 

Request for lingard loan is in apparently

Hopefully he's mates with Trippier

 

I hope that’s bullshit

 

Skybet still think West Ham are the favourite for Lingard, but I'd take him in a flash. Much more faith in him getting goals than Balotelli anyway.

 

Ah Rod Liddle, the guy who cheated on his wife with his 22 year old receptionist months after he'd got his wife pregnant, then after getting the aforementioned 22 year old receptionist pregnant, beat her up when she was 20 weeks pregnant.

Yeah Rod, let's all laugh at the Geordies punching horses, cos punching pregnant women is all well and good.

 

Haha

 

So Diego has submitted a transfer request, agreed personal terms etc. not sure this could happen if a fee wasn't agreed in principle.

Anyone think this smacks of Sevilla holding out on pushing the button until they have a replacement signed up and ready to step in? Or are we still haggling over £5-10m? The lad will be worth his weight in gold!

 

I think they are holding off so they can reveal the 4 new recruits together tomorrow,imho.

 

And they are? Gimme names.

 

The Japanese legend - Ni Fuka
African player of the year (7th division of Madagascan football) - Wataloadab Oll-ox
Norfolk 'n Chance's - Dave Smith
Chancel Mbemba's cousin who won weight watchers - Slim Chancein'el

 

We clearly missed a trick by never signing this guy, with a name like that he clearly would've sorted out our defence:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_De_Man

 

Can't be much competition after Dean Windass and Phil Orange!

 

Zapata,Carlos,Bakker and Lloyd Kelly.

 

Wouldn't be furious with that lot.

 

They are just getting the shirts printed so I believe.