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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If you'd got up earlier you could have already had this sorted bro <whistle>

    Buy yeah, go to AO or sumink if Curry's are being dicks.
     
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    I want one of those ice dispenser ones but I may have to bin that off cos as I said finding one isn't as easy as it should be.
     
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    Not buying you a beer ever again.
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’ve left now in case anyone wishes to continue buying for table 3
     
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    They might be more grateful tbf. <whistle>
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Yeah man living the dream. Had one of those at the house swap place I stayed at in California. Was a fkin god send to have ice and crushed ice on demand.

    Must be somebody who sells those fam ?
     
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    You twitching all day certainly helps <cheers>
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Twitching ?

    Not sure what you had on your cornflakes this morning flos, but probs best to lay off it for a day or two <ok>
     
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    Dessicated Ponky as I recall <laugh>
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    FOSSE
    KNOCK HIM OUT
    FOSSE FOSSE
    KNOCK HIM OUT

    (With your bellend)
     
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    Anyway, in random other news. This vax dodging nobber turned up in a village near me this afternoon.

    Had his megaphone, placards and bass bin pumping. It's literally a village full of farmers and old maids.

    I think he must have got lost lol

     
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    Always do ... but not usually by swinging you at his noggin <laugh>
     
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    Hardly likely I’m afraid. As he was in Westminster magistrates court this morning watching as his case was scheduled for trial in May, before then heading to Guys hospital vaccination centre where he promptly got arrested again, last seen at Walworth police station lol.
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Shame the virus hasn't picked that old **** off, tbh.
     
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    The dodgy MC, not the twatty brother of Jezza
     
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    Oh right, the fella who hangs out outside schools and tries to lure kids to listen to his bullshit, like some anti vax turbo nonce.
     
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    That's the one. He turned up around 3:15pm

    Just as the kids were leaving school.

    Shame one of the farmers didn't lob him in a slurry pit.
     
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    He appears to have become a lone wolf of late, he’s a wannabe rapper who goes by the handle of Remeece, and he defo needs his hard drive checking, as he’s doing that daily btw.
     
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    He's made a ****ing big effort to come all the way down here to bleat out his BS. Defo ain't right. I was just passing and noticed him and recognised him from that Piers Corbyn video.

    I think the reaction from most of the country folk down here was utter bemusement. Most of them aren't even used to seeing a black man. Let alone one giving it some Jamaican patois over a megaphone in the middle of their village square <laugh>
     
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