Off Topic The Burly Arms

Theres a quorn breakfast option which I’m sure is a delight

 

Update.

Someone has ordered me milk and a vegan sausage. I’ve suggested to the barmaid they’re given to a local homeless person should they know of one which is highly likely here so in all seriousness thank you if it was one of you.

 

Not me this time.

 

Future wife has something for me on the way.

 

It was a single hash brown. Actually marrying her some day.

 

Really hope it's a can of Lagunitas.

 

That's a message. "Get fat and I'm dumping you".

 

You still there?

 

Whatever gets you through the day Flos

 

Yeah just ordered lunch

 

My mate ordered me haggis. I’m basically feeding Borehamwood.

 

Steak, salad and a Diet Pepsi for lunch. £7.19. Very decent.

 

It’s pointless ordering you anything as you’re giving it away. I was thinking 10 pints of ruddles at 99p a pint

 

There's no way I'd eat haggis in Borehamwood that's going to be nasty.

 

They will be consumed I assure you.

 

It was good. **** you and your condescending tone you sheepshagging peasant.

 

But not by you, ya big fanny. That’s the point of it

 

Woke up to find my fridge freezer has packed up.

Just tried to order a new one for delivery tomorrow, and the 1st two I've tried to order are not available, even tho the website has then in stcok and available.

Fukin curry's are ****, so now I got a whole day of trying to find one that's available.

Ffs.

 

^^^ First world problems.

 

Luckily it's the end of the food month, so I don't have a pile of food going bad.

Cant be doing German doner every night.

Ballache tbh bro, website says available for delivery to my address, when I go to pay, its not available for delivery.

Dickheads mate