That’s it! I’ll be boycotting the Friday night takeaway from now on - that’ll learn’em !!!The Virus has lasted longer than most things that are made in China.
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That’s it! I’ll be boycotting the Friday night takeaway from now on - that’ll learn’em !!!The Virus has lasted longer than most things that are made in China.

So Boris remembers to the minute (25) how long he was in the garden 18 months ago, but didn't notice that it was a party? Shouldn't be too long until the chairman of the 1922 committee goes into Boris's office and hands him a gun with a single bullet. His version of events was even funnier than Dominic Cummings' "Eyesight test".So Boris has apologised for something he claims was 'technically within the rules' - and only appears to be breaking them because the plebs are too dim to understand the rules - just like when Cummings did his grand tour of Northern England.
Boris and Dominic forgot to make it clear to honest folk on the Clapham Omnibus that the rules were put in place to be circumvented by anyone clever and privileged enough, and only obeyed by dumb poor people.
All he is really sorry about is that not everybody sees this obvious truth as clearly as he does.
Perhaps, like Churchill in that movie Darkest Hour, Boris should have got on a tube train and asked a few real people (key workers) how they feel about following the rules to look after each other.
It might have opened his eyes just a bit.
And as for the enquiry?
It will be the whitest whitewash ever seen. You'll get snow-blindness if you look directly at it.
...Incidentally, that Churchill scene on the train didn't happen; it was made up for the film.

Hopefully, unless the virus has another trick or two up its sleeve.Another day when new infections in the UK have plummeted. We are well and truly over the worst of Omicron and although deaths have risen (particularly amongst the unvaccinated) it could have been a lot worse.
The rest of Europe still has massively increasing numbers and I think Germany is only just now starting to see figures rise dramatically due to Omicron.
India, North and South America, Australia all have massively high rates.
Hopefully come Spring and Summer this thing will be over for good.
It seems 10 Downing Street is practically the hottest private Night Club in London...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59989946
How do they actually get any work done? The number of parties they have. It's a non-stop boozy jolly.
The best parties are the ones that you don't remember.Come on Boris, be a sport and resign.
Your office can throw you a leaving party!![]()
in England anyway.

And the thing they crave the most ?………….publicity.


