Rafa

I'm in good shape but I've got the type of face that gets covid checks and refused from trains

 

What are you looking for in a partner?

 

This sketch ends here….. Mags and the Ponytail will be leaping on it otherwise.

 

Rich , good teeth and low expectations

 

Keep going, this is more entertaining than the telly.

I have visions of Roy sitting there thinking "Is he hitting on me?" "He ****ing is, he's hitting on me"

 

That's hardly an amazing feat

 

Alex Bruce
Steve Bruce
Sports journos
Ex-players
TV pundits
TV commentators
Fans of other clubs

are all complicit in having gaslighted the NUFC fan base and we’ve ended up asking ourselves “was he that bad really?” -

he ****ing was.

he was a bad fit
Had no affinity with the club
Was a fanboy for every team we were about to play
seriously seemed to believe someone asked him about bacon - rather than just say “can you repeat the question?” - so is as thick as pigshit
Misspoke about the fans rather than suck it up and count the money
Coasted through on the back of previous manager’s efforts and building
Failed to improve anything football related
Had 4+ transfer windows to make a difference
Never spoke about the future or direction of the club

all acceptable in a one month caretaker…. unacceptable in a full time appointment

…. and has, miraculously, not been snapped up by any other domestic or overseas club; must be being choosy eh

 

Just on the subject of the TV I saw an American adverts for Facemasks with a lanyard yesterday.

****ing hell it was hilarious

 

and ****ting himself watching the “private message” icon…..

 

He did do aswel as rafa Benitez though

 

But I liked Rafman’s point about coasting on the previous manager’s achievement…. never going to objectively prove that he was no Rafa, but the smell test suggests, to me, that the direction of travel was down.

football’s about opinions, yes the stats places dryly alongside each other can tell a story, but the qualities of the man seemed appalling to me

 

Howes a much more likeable guy but he seems a bit of a wet fart right now.

 

Does anyone think they would actually go and punt Howe and appoint Rafa? Seriously anyone?

 

I can’t watch this till it’s free on Prime or Netflix

 

That's because Google is your enemy

 

Not yet no, maybe if things don't pick up though

 

I like the idea of doing it and rafa defeating Everton in a couple of weeks though

 

I don’t want to end up being human-trafficked…. is that so wrong!