NUFC v Watford

@Geordieginola

They're easy to get but you've got to book online earlier than match day

You don't need a season ticket because about 10k weren't sold

 

It says that it’s sold out on the toon webby.

 

Day's not started well like, woke up with wood and just as I thought I was getting me some the bairn decided to come in the room and that was that put to an end.

 

****inh he’ll mate: we have just signed him.

 

When I say bairn, I was still kind of sleepy......could have been that Adam Pearson

 

****inh bell mate your saying you have Chris Wood and Adam Pearson in bed with you.

Must have been one of the Downing Street work parities was it?

 

agreed.

min going for a 1-2 win to Watford

 

All I remember was a sip of wine and a bit of cheese on a cocktail stick

 

Albert you need to give yourself a good hard slap.

 

slied? What like he sneaks out onto the pitch and hopes Howe first. Notice as he’s so small?

 

I do that every day I wake up next to the wife

 

I would double check it was cheese mate. Sounds like you may have been safe raped..

This is what I woke up to this morning.

 

Not sure mate, some random bird claiming she needs a lift back to Bedlington has just wandered through the kitchen

 

That’s my missus. Tell her to get back home now. ****er didn’t tell me she was staying out all night and there are dishes everywhere.

 

You best come pick her up from The Keel Row pub at about 11.30 mate, being the devious bastard I am, I says to the Mrs lets go for a spot of early lunch then you can drop me off in the toon

 

3 Points today anyway we can, 3 points a win and ........

 

Or at least give Min one.

 

0% chance of a win. None, whatsoever. I'll reconfirm this at 2pm when Howe names a mystifying side.

 

Gillespie

Dummet
Lascelles
Schar
Trippier

ASM
Shelvey
Hendrick
Fraser

Wood
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