Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Lol I'd forgotten about him tbh, as I hardly see him on our board.

Tbf toon army tit could be any Newcastle fan, plus the hall of fame bit was from me.

 

He'll be on the scum thread bragging how he owns us and has wiped the floor with us. Nig was referring to the other saddo scum who appeared after the tipper signing, then ran off asking for help

 

Won't disagree with you there.

 

It's kinda easy to wipe the floor with you in particular tbh.

The others that appear on our board (Sig, Nig etc) I can generally have a laugh with, but you appeared there a while ago trying to argue which club's ***** was better, and when we said **** off to you, you responded to everything saying we were "rattled".

 

His mam never read that bit for him, she assumed it was him and didn’t want to upset him.

 

Only in your own mind ...

.... which is quite a small space by the looks of it.

 

and not like the one where you reckoned the echo had said Cascarino scored a hat trick at Roker Park

 

In fairness, most of these players did not choose to be a servant of Bin Salman.

But up to now, a couple did. And if that benighted lot don't , as they really should do, improve their position by then , then the invitation to dinner at the embassy should fall on those two, and others, who have chosen to honour a psycopath.

Overnight stay included, no bag required as they'll have plenty of their own, fully water proofed to cope with the dripping blood.

 

When they go on their team building day out they’ll be saying they’re strange camping bags Amanda

 

Surely they wouldn't be daft enough to go to the top of a tall building...

 

The first question will be is anybody gay here, and they’ll all point at Eedie

 

Eedie the VIII, surely not, mind you, he is blond, so will probably attract a few fondles once he disembarks the plane

 

Blondes are the best! Although I prefer those of the female gender

 

I’ve a bad feeling they’ll win tomorrow, not due to Eddie’s magic wand but ranieri is an absolute ****wit!
They should’ve had a much bigger cushion than 2 points at this stage.
The mags will escape by being the least **** of the bottom 3!

 

TBF Watford have won four times as many games as Newcastle.

 

Watford will say 11 of their players have Covid, then their game will be called off. Problem solved.

 

We have a habit of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Even if we do win, I am not convinced we will stay up. We need 2x CB's and a CM at least to be competitive in this league and if we don't get them, it is curtains (in my opinion).

On the plus side, if we go down and you go up, we can resume our rivalry and I can attempt to wind you all up (especially if we win!)

 

The old Liverpool tactic. It might just work!

 

How many’s this ranieri won??? How he still gets jobs I’ve no idea!
He’s done a better job for Newcastle than Howe has actually!

 

Me anarl. I hope that doesn't make me a bad person!