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Amazing farts

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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 7, 2022
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    The best farting band is Earth Wind & Fire!
     
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    Did you know that the word fart backwards is traf.

    According to Michael Caine, not a lot of people know that !
     
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    did you know a fart backwards results in soiled underwear
     
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    I am without fartage!
     
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    as its being used as rocket fuel at the moment
     
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    l feel violated by your remarks!
     
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    Yes its a problem mate truth always hurts
     
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    "Now then, now then" in his best Jimmy Saville impression
     
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    wheres the little girls room
     
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    Meds changed which had a knock on effect today as the hounds of Beelzebub were released from their rear penn as i was going to the toilet, and every breakfast bean worked as i progressed up the stairs to the bogg, Gabriel's trumpet sounded the arrival of a stench so vile, birds dropped from the sky when the window was opened, to let said stench free expression.

    part 2 will be published when smell dies down and is declared safe by army bomb disposal
     
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    'Where ere you be, let your wind blow free'.............Percy Shelley, 4th June, 1792.
     
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