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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <wah> youre a mean old ****
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Supporting a team from another city within your own country is one thing, supporting a team from another country is plain ****ing weird.
     
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    <hug>
     
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  4. Trypsin-1

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    liverpool and united are both ****e, QPR just beat chelsea <whistle>
     
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  5. Trypsin-1

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    i guess you can excuse it if you live somewhere like ireland or scotland where there are no decent football teams in your own country
     
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  6. Hash.

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    i agree wholeheartedly and fully <ok>

    <smooch>
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It's not another country though. Ireland is part of the UK <ok>


    Back to the footballing banter, all we need to do is introduce the following and it'll be just like BBC 606:

    Anfield = Anfailed
    Old Trafford = Old Toilet
    Liverpool = Loserpool (Loserfool if you really want to push the boat out)
    Man United = Manure
    Chelsea = Chelski (again Chavski if you want to go nuts)
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You forgot:
    Stevenage = Chavenage
    Barnet = Haircut
    Watford = Twatford
     
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  9. Hash.

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    Everton = Neverton
    Old Trafford = Castle Greyskull
     
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  10. Trypsin-1

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    chelsea fans - ****s
    arsenal fans - ****s
    cardiff fans - ****s
    stereotypist - massive ****
     
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    Anfield = Analfield

    Liverpool = Liverfail(ure)

    Man U = Man Poo

    QPR = Queer Park Rangers


    Newcastle = ****in geordie ****s
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    All valid suggestions (especially Neverton <laugh>). Do they have these in Scotland? I think I've seen Smeltic but that's it. What about StRangers? Motherhell? FlAberdeen?
     
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    You have Smelltic and Ragers ... that's about it really!
     
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    Aberdone
    Farts
    Hobbos - this is one
    Motherhell
    Killme
     
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    Dundee Ushited
    Inverness Caley Special
    St Midden
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    We were always called Quarter Pound of Rubbish when I was at school. Even then we were better than Chelskum, sorry lads, can't resist.
     
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    Cowdenbitch
    Beast Stirling
    Smelgin City
     
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    <ok> was suddenly struck by inspiration <laugh>
     
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    What about continental ones?

    AC Wee-lan
    Skinter Milan
    Farcelona
    Paris St German-love
    Bayern Poo-nich
    Real Sadrid
     
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