January window….

"You calling me a liar?"

What the Premier League rules state

Rule U.23. in the Premier League Handbook states: “Subject to the provisions of Rule V.1, the deadline for receipt by the Board of all duly completed documents required by these Rules to effect the registration of a Player shall be 12 noon on the last Working Day before the date of the first League Match in which the Club making the application intends him to play, save that the international transfer certificate and evidence of eligibility to take up employment in the United Kingdom (in both cases if applicable) may be provided thereafter (but must be provided before the Player is eligible to play for a Club in a League Match)."

Actually Gazette say its our fixture too - SSN still saying ****ing Thursday - I'm having a ****ter on this like

 

Downie confirming our priorities have moved onto CB targets - FFS - Queue another meltdown on cm's

 

The key bit here is

"shall be 12 noon on the last Working Day before the date of the first League Match in which the Club making the application intends him to play"

The club making the application is Newcastle Utd we intend to have player availability for Watford game on Sat afternoon therefore based on above its 12 noon on Fri

 

I'm having a ****ter - I'm blaming watching too much SSN

 

Reckon we might have one more in before the game on Sat

 

Not unless our medical started last Sunday and the poor sod's been kept in a detention centre like Djokovic

 

Hope so but with the time limit it's bound to be a British based player,unless the ground work has been done already!

 

Only one making any sense before Saturday would be Cantwell. Cantseeit

 

No wonder our keepers have all gone to ****. We train with toddler size goals

 

Yeah maybe Lindgard or a Spurs player but doubt it.

 

Looking at the agents in talks with us - Alli or Bergwein would be ahead in the running of Lindgard.

 

It's a full size goal just Woods a big lad

 

Would Levy sell players to Newcastle? Doubt it

 

depends on how much he stands to trouser personally - I have a feeling he would piggy back Alli up here to get his wages off the books.

 

I mean I don’t know why we would need him but we could try everything to avoid relegation.

We should also try and buy JWP from Southampton. Not because we want him but because it would destroy wor Hasenhuttl!

 

Yes that’s what I thought when we where speaking yesterday. But i am happy to be wrong.

 

CM is a clear problem - but it's Thursday 13th, almost halfway through this window, and we're still going to have Ritchie at left back. I mean, what the actual ****?

 

Sounds good, however I suspect JWP would catch Rona whilst back on loan with the poundland Klopp for our re-arranged fixture

 

Yeah it appears its me and SSN that are wrong - I'm ignoring the topic for now as I appear to be having a ****ter with it