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New strain of bird flu

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by SeatonSluiceToon, Oct 24, 2011.

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  1. SeatonSluiceToon

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    Manchester United fans have contracted a serious 'bird-flu' virus today and will not be available for work....


    It's called Sick Swan flu and it's a killer.
     
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    SeatonSluiceToon, Oct 24, 2011
  2. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    It appears this virus has struck everywhere except in Manchester itself...
     
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    Your avian a laugh!
     
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  4. SeatonSluiceToon

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    Ha!
     
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  5. ShearersReceedingHairline

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    I had the pleasure of watching the humiliation with a man u supporter! was excellent!!!
     
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    ShearersReceedingHairline, Oct 24, 2011
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    It took me a bit to get that <doh>
     
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    I almost **** myself again mate, I have flu. it's making me wish I was dead.
     
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    Whats the differance between Man utd and a black cab ?


    A black cab only lets 5 in...... <whistle>
     
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    All the Man United players look pretty upset. Except Rooney. He can't count to 6. He just looks confused.
     
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  10. Darth Gogledd

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    He's just realised they've cellotaped a hamster to his forehead...
     
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    Their fans will be feeling 6 in their stomachs after that 1. (sorry if it's old ;))
     
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  12. AH

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    I've just seen some City fans going round Old Trafford turning all the 'United 19' banners upside down.
     
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    posted this on the eBar, either no-one got it or no-one cared :(


     
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    This. I was thinking what the **** haha :p

    My mate is a Man Utd fan and he literally cried haha
     
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  15. Amnesiac

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    Alex Ferguson: "Michael, get your tracksuit off, son"

    Michael Owen: "Am I going on to save the day, boss?"

    Alex Ferguson: "No son... Giggsy's getting cold."
     
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    Haha - 'then Sir Alex kicked the **** in the balls'
     
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    the taxpayer will be stuck with the bill from the NHS, that's pretty hard to swallow.
     
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  18. AH

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    All these bad bird-pun jokes are just making you all look like tits

    <whistle>
     
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    Actually I'm finding them rather emu-sing...
     
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    Had no idea at the time, literally just got it now! <laugh> <doh>
     
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