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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    61 - which is also more titles than Liverpool have got <ok>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    If you turned them upside down they would all fall over and the trophy cabinet would look a mess, I don't understand!
     
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  3. timmy5x

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    If it makes you feel better your math was correct 61 and 19 are both higher than 18<applause>.
    My math&#8217;s is probably not as good as yours but I&#8217;m pretty sure that 6 is also more than 1, apparently that&#8217;s why Rooney looked confused at the end of the game, he can&#8217;t count to 6!
     
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  4. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I'd be more worried than confused Timmy.

    If City battered us at home, Basel should have beat us at home, Norwich should have beat us at home so how is it that Liverpool could only manage a point against us at Anfield?

    You probably have got a point about Rooney though <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Oct 24, 2011
  5. suarezlfc

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    Because our finishing is awful.
     
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  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    In general yes however it's not like you had loads of excellent chances against us. There was the Suarez one in the first half, Hendersons header and possibly Kuyts back post half volley.
     
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  7. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    are you 12?
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Peace man. Make love, not war <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 24, 2011
  9. BCR

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    The hippies do have some smokin ladies.....

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Never mind that.


    What do you get if you cross The Queen and Prince Phillip?
















    Killed in a tunnel.
     
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    Chief, Oct 24, 2011

  11. Sweats

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    She needs killing, in as painful and slow manner as possible...
     
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    Sweats, Oct 24, 2011
  12. BCR

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    I hear this is Sky's type of bird.....
     
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    BCR, Oct 24, 2011
  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She must be french, judging by her armpits <monster>
     
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  14. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Wrong.

    Sky likes men <ok>
     
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  15. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    He swings both ways....












    he likes men and boys
     
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    Sweats, Oct 24, 2011
  16. SKY+

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    Id smash her back doors in...
     
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    SKY+, Oct 24, 2011
  17. SKY+

    SKY+ Guest

    You could bend her over and grab hold of the armpit hair for better leverage <ok>
     
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    SKY+, Oct 24, 2011
  18. BCR

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    Like she has buckwheat in a headlock!
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yeah, it was a great joke. No need to thank me.
     
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  20. Sweats

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    <tumbleweed>
     
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    Sweats, Oct 24, 2011
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