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Match Day Thread NUFC V Mackem level opposition

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  1. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    No studs on that part of the lads boot, Dubs is a soft cock - simple as that
     
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  2. ToonArmy1892

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    I've already forgotten about this, the league is all that matters this season.
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Not to me, That dodgey sod @Sheikh_of_Araby had me so convinced I now have a **** premier inn in London FA Cup final weekend :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Embarrassing stuff from the richest club on the planet

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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    You took your time to arrive at the party!
     
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  6. Magdad

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    No arguments from me there. I am starting to see the funny side now though. Good luck to them, Their fans were far better than most visiting supporters.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    Aplogies

    Been too busy laughing at Arsenal
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    And cleaning up after ****ting yourself for a while yesterday afternoon!
     
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  9. Magdad

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    Ah bollox I forgot about that one, I was really hoping they were going to take some of the embarrassment away from us and possibly posted too soon <laugh>
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Peter Banks
    involved with 4 games so far this season

    Var Ref v West Ham - Murphy wins the ball ref gives a pen, Var says nowt
    Ref v Leicester - Maddison dives with no contact Banks gives a pen - Var sticks with the pen decision
    Var Ref v Man U - Ronaldo nearly decapitates Fraser, Var looks at it and doesn't upgrade yellow to a red
    Var Ref v Cambridge - 2 fouls on keeper in run up to goal - looks for offside but doesn't look for fouls

    bit of a pattern emerging with this ref (and the rest of them to be honest)
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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  12. Magdad

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    That's like an instant replay of me in the ground on Saturday when I thought VAR was going to disallow the goal (even though I thought it should have stood)
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    I've just got the one observation lads (with all due credit to Abba) ...

    :emoticon-0159-music Money, Money, Money ... must be funny... in a rich man's world :emoticon-0159-music

    ... certainly has been so far <whistle>
     
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  14. ned_werby

    ned_werby Well-Known Member

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    Well, that was an entertaining read. "mackem level opposition" :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  15. Magdad

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    I take full responsibility and will uphold my end of the bargain (I won't welch like someone else :emoticon-0173-middl) I won't post another matchday thread this year.

    It has come and bit me on the arse like a mackem mentioning Burton.

    It was all my fault. Good luck Cambridge AGAIN.
     
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  16. safcfansofaraway

    safcfansofaraway Well-Known Member

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    Please do post a match day thread again, it's provided no end of amusement for us.
     
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  17. Magdad

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    Well this will tip you lot over the edge then. If we had played you guys, I reckon you would have won by an even bigger margin, as we could still be playing this game now and still wouldn't have scored a goal. You could have all been bouncing all over the metro lines singing 7 in a row etc. Instead you'll have to wait till next year by the looks of it <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. safcfansofaraway

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    Quite probably, anyway, looking forward to our meetings in the Championship next year 8 in a row!
     
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  19. Magdad

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    Going by Karma with both our clubs biting us on our arses I've just learned to stay tight lipped :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    For clarity purpose, Magdad, Ben or Joelinton, when you say this year so you mean until the end of the season or December 31st? Just asking for Mike Ashley
     
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