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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CaraMatt, Dec 5, 2021.

  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-flopped upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of talking hot air.

    In West Allotment born and raised
    On the playground is where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
    And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of posters who were up to no good
    Started making trouble and put me in a mood

    I got in one little fight and my mod got scared
    he said, "This is you're fault coz you're full of hot air"
    I begged and pleaded with him day after day
    But they changed my name and sent me on my way
    They all took the piss and said I liked cricket
    I looked at my fanny, "I might as well flick it"

    First class, yo this is bad
    I've just been schooled by that ****ing Magdad
    Is this what the people full of hot air live like?
    Hmm this might be alright
    But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
    Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the poster of hot air

    The license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, let's post more hot air"
    I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the poster of Hot Air
     
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  3. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Jesus, you may as well have just nipped round to CC's house and pissed in his muesli !! I'm gannin back to bed.
     
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  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Active Member

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    Cantwell's a good technical footballer but much like Shelvey he's one-paced and a bit lazy when he doesn't have the ball, we badly need some athleticism in midfield so we need a mobile destroyer type like Kamara or a box to box midfielder like Kessie or preferably both...
     
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  5. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure I saw Willock touted as such.....not much cop if he's being played out of position though to cover the other lazy arses in the team!
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to disagree with the shelvey comparison lol

    He can shift Cantwell, but he's he needs a good DM with him
     
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  7. Magdad

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    He's an improvement on Almiron technically, I highly doubt he has the work rate or the energy to match.

    Have watched clips of Kamara I could see VAR having a field day with him and I agree him and Kessie or Barkak would be the ideal 2 cm's in a 4-2-3-1 or @Roland Deschain s preferred 4-4-2 <whistle>
     
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  8. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    If you thought that one was bad I have this little gem.

    We've gone from being linked (all be it most fans taking the piss) with Mbappe to QPR'S Lyndon Dykes :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  9. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Active Member

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    Yep, a 3 man midfield of Kessie, Kamara and a ball retainer possession style player like Brozovic or Miralem Pjanić could easily compete with any team in the league.
     
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  10. Magdad

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    If I'm correct both Kessie and Kamara out of contract in the summer too. If only we weren't in this position this month could have been fun.
     
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  11. Leo Billy

    Leo Billy Well-Known Member

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    Sick of hearing rumours now. I honestly thought we’d have more than 1 in by the Watford game, disappointed. Everything is just hearsay.
     
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  12. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    We'll sign nobody and get relegated!!

    There, said it. The truth no-one dare utter!!
     
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  13. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    A lot of these rumours seem to pop up from websites and loads seem to crop up from ****ing podcasts - I'm guessing a % in the high 90's is agent driven bullshit putting feelers out
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Kieran Trippier is a bit pissed off at being called a nobody, but thinks you might have a point about relegation!
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    No different from August and old owners.:emoticon-0125-mmm:
     
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  16. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    I think the polar opposite. I think that squad let Howe down badly on Saturday and for the first time they were offered no protection from him in the presser. There wasn't any of this "I will with work with the squad I have". When asked if a striker was a priority he said "We need to strengthen in all positions"
     
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  17. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    I'm channelling Munse! It's an old joke!

    <laugh>
     
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  18. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    It is like, its very different

    Take the following as examples

    Before window During Window

    Ter Steggen Sam Johnstone
    Coutinho Todd Cantwell
    Kylian Mbappe Lyndon Dykes
    Dusan Vlahovic Chris Wood

    No way were the first ones or second ones even dreamed about under Ashley :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    And even under the new owners, nobody but you was dreaming about the third......
     
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  20. Leo Billy

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    Said this before but if our owners have that much money why aren’t we just giving Lille the extra 5/10million for Botman? It’s no time to be pissing around.
     
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