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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CaraMatt, Dec 5, 2021.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Yes but I'm wishfully thinking
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    I don't say this often but I could quite easily punch mouth of the tynes teeth down his throat
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Alien shagging virgin
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    Just honestly I know it's wrong but I really mean it
     
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  5. Magdad

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    Now I'm looking at what I wrote, it doesn't actually make any sense but meh :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    The gazette has linked us to Bamba Dieng of Marseille. Never heard of him but it's apparently the next Drogba
     
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  7. Magdad

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    Roma have pulled out of the race for Kamara, its now between us and Leeds according to HITC
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    Oh that'll be us then

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  9. Mick O'Toon

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    Sure it's not Demba Ba <laugh>
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    Don't know the player anyone?
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Shrooms were class. Round a mates house one night we brewed up and watched a 3 hour western. On his curtains. There were 6 of us all spotting detail as the mass hallucination western progressed. It then felt like a mission to mars when we had to venture 100m to the shop for some more skins.
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  13. Toonitus

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    Never did mushrooms but we did acid and invented our own language that night
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    Woody-Harrelson-Kingpin.7.jpg
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Leeds won’t pay £200k a week. I don’t think they have a player even on £100k.

    that leaves just us.

    id do a deal of £100k basic plus some image rights too up plus appearances, goals, assists and league placings bonuses.
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    Just pay the ****er
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    We did them walking round Amsterdam. All of a sudden it all just got a bit crazy. My mate spiked another one of the lads with acid cap one time (not cool). He was seeing tracers off the back of everything. He was a goalkeeper, went home and was talking to his mam when all of a sudden he was transported to a football pitch, his dining room table was a goalpost and he launched himself full length tip one round a post. His mam was very confused and thankfully very naive. Another lad did them and was convinced there was a carnival directly outside his window. Started opening the window to get out into it, clambering out only to be pulled back in by his mate. It was a top floor window.

    They reckon that DMT is life changing as far as hallucinogens go. I'd like to try that before I die.
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    Try having a bucket of x10 salvia.

    One of the worst experiences ever
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This is the one I was on about before. Marseille are trying to sign Bakambu on a free after leaving China. They reckon its because of the interest in Dieng. Is he not at the AFCON??
     
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