I'll hold the water bottles and perv on the blart in the gym. I'll stick to the pints in the pub as you lot sip pints of tap water with a slice of lemmon
Coke is a slow creeper and that's why people get caught out.. They don't realise its a problem until it is.. Then you keep going around the evil circle over and over again For me it was kinda like driving along in a train and the carriages were coming off all the time one by one... All of a sudden I was left with just a handle and calling for an ambulance
Never done it before because I was too scared. Ha ha. But I’ve worked through some horrible hangovers in the past.
I get pissed off in the gym now. The girls all in there showing off their arses and getting irritated when they catch a lad looking.. Well don't wear hot pants and a crop top.. Obviously lads will look. Go to do your exersizing and **** off
When I split with the first wife and went solo again I was kicking the **** out of it every single night of the week. pubs/clubs/strippers/casino's. was partying till 5 and 6 in the morning before going to work and doing it all over again. Looking back it's scary how addictive things can get and I'm not even on about drugs and drink - sex and gambling are just as addictive.
January is the time for it. I must admit it does do your head in when people are all full of fitness jazz in January. It needs to be a habit. I'm in the habit now of PT twice a week, cycling 3 times a week. But then I'm always active, like being outdoors and always have been active. So its just habit and normal to me. I've had loads ask me and I always say the same "It ain't complicated, improve your diet, stay off the drink, eat hardly any carbs for as long as you can, make sure you gets loads of protein and train your nuts off" - that's it. They go purchase all these products which they think will give them the edge. I had a lass say to me her stomach was churned up. Thought she'd overdone the crunches etc. Then she revealed she was on the pre workout drinks I said how about you stop drinking that ****, have a coffee before training and just actually work hard. Stomach pains went within 3 days of ditching the pre workout. 99% of these products are aimed at people already fit and wanting to find small marginal gains. They do **** all to a fatty. Its when you tell people to avoid carbs or you tell them what a healthy diet involves and they go "Urrgghh I couldn't eat that" or "Nah I couldn't survive without carbs". Well why did you ask? **** off then and accept your fat content you ****tard Literally if you are over 30 and want to eat McDees etc or generally ****ty food, then you need to accept being ripped or even just lean, is not an option unless you are blessed with an incredible metabolism. Few are.
That pisses me off. Not that when I’m in the gym. I mean on places like Twitter. They always show pictures of themselves with their boobs hanging out as if it is normal and then get all ****ed up when blokes say nice tits or wow or something. What do they expect. They are posting the picture for attention and then when they get it they say the blokes are being perverts.
Overrated now mate. When I tried it a long time ago, I don't mind admitting it was fantastic. E's were even better. The euphoric feeling of rushes up your body on your first E is difficult to put into words. Its an incredible feeling. ****ing on them is next level too. However all these things lose their lustre if you do them enough. And they all have a payment involved. Not the financial one! The feeling like ****e the next day is not great - although its worse now because you're sniffing and dropping a horrible mix of chemicals. I wouldn't advise anyone to do them really. But I wouldn't sit here and pretend I didn't have some ridiculously good days and nights which they contributed immensely to. Things like magic mushrooms and acid are where the real craziness was. They reckons shrooms are excellent for treating depression though.
I have an very addictive personality. Wasn't till I was older that I realised it for myself despite my Old Mans best efforts when I was younger.
Utter bollocks only an idiot would do that right now. These people can't understand the importance of keeping the group happy
