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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Sucky

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    Westy would be asking what finger to stick in her pussy
     
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    Nah he would’ve fallen in love while waiting for the cab. Scared them off before it arrived
     
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    Not sure if joking. Scared. Cold. Alone.


    It’s football day!
     
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    Song 1 on today’s gym playlist. Have a great day peeps and no surrender x

     
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    chips. Can have with everything you eat with rice/pasta. The other two are terrible on their own.
     
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    Don’t have them on their own then.

    Controversially I’d probably go pasta. Can swap chips for other potatoes.

    Plus gains innit.
     
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    Rice for me

    As long as we add some spices and seasoning
     
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    Whats all the jock ****?
     
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    Rangers are pro-Israel. Celtic are pro-Palestine. Just funny.
     
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    Morning pisk.

    Lil tune in the tune fred for ya
     
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    Nobody actually prefers rice you weird rural ****.

    love you x
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Thats important cos you're Jewish?
     
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    Marnin bro

    I'll go check it

    Where you at on this chip v pasta v rice conundrum ?
     
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    i mean really it’s a joke and I’m about 1% as caring about the whole Israel thing as most British Jews.

    but I do prefer Rangers due to this
     
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    I need clarification on the spices and seasoning.

    Otherwise chips without salt and you might as well be dead innit

    Marnin btw
     
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  16. Sucky

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    **** chips, boring.

    Rice more versatile than pasta.

    But spag bol is my favourite.

    I say Coleslaw
     
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  17. Sucky

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    Can you not.

    Attracts all kinds of skag heeds and aldo
     
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    Yeah sorry I’ll do a code to fool them.

    PTF
     
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    peri chips are buff

    blessed morning on the farm for you. Do a sun dance for today please x
     
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  20. Sucky

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    Thanks man.

    Peoples champ & forum saviour
     
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