Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

You're really croissant the line with that one

 

Aye, he's being a right pain!

 

Dough

 

Must have done your nut in

 

Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom draw.
That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.

 

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There was a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to stop them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn't speak English, but was a very good worker

After the first day they had successfully castrated 14 sheep, and his French worker was just about to throw away the parts, but the sheep farmer yelled. "No! Don't throw those away. My wife fries them and we eat them. They're delicious and we call them 'sheep fries."
Later that day, the French hired hand came in for supper, and indeed the sheep fries were tasty.
The next day, they castrated 16 sheep and the following evening they all settled down to another supper of sheep fries. The third day, however, when the sheep farmer came home, he asked his wife where the French hired hand was.
She said. "I was the weirdest thing! I told him that since there weren't very many sheep fries this evening, we were also going to have French fries. Then he screamed and ran like hell."

 

Life can be so unfair.

I've just been banned from taking the kids to any birthday parties and all over a harmless misunderstanding.

I asked the host if I could bring anything and she said some jelly would be nice

I have a dozen going cheap if anyone's interested.

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