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Scotland-Is It Actually A Country?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zinc Alloy, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. ex-german exile

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    Under the the union of the crowns, so have we. Queen Elizabeth the First of Scotland.
     
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  2. ex-german exile

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    Free prescriptions!
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

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    You remind me of those wee snidey kids you got at school who would shout abuse at the bigger boys from a distant then run away.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    **** off you!
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    What have the Romans ever done for us?
     
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  6. ex-german exile

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    Bought Chelsea?
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Yes dear.

    I hope the useless expensive monstrosity of the Edinburgh Scotch Parliament burns down as well.
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Yeah man right on, lets like, burn stuff, that would be way cool....
    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Jimthetim

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    The average Englishman in the home he call his castle slips into his national costume, a shabby raincoat, patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.

    En-route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.

    He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop, Veterinary Surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.

    At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.

    During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, Scotland.

    He watches the news on television, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.

    Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.

    He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot, King James VI, who authorized its translation.

    He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world.

    He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.

    If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given chloroform, an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.

    Out of the anesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland.

    Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask:

    "Wha's Like Us?" Damn few an their all deid
     
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  10. EDGE

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    You posted that pish a few weeks ago JimTheBint.
     
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  11. Jimthetim

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    Edge,

    I knew I had on some site, didn't realise it was this one. Anyway, it's not urine, It's a message to English people like the OP.
     
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  12. gas

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    The break up of the union is inevitable but where will it end? Scotland, then some day Wales are only the beginning. The Cornish should be given independance too as should Yorkshire, Cumbria, Northumberland and so on <ok>

    **** the lot of ya :D
     
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  13. EDGE

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    <ok>
     
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  14. EDGE

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    If London was to become an independent state, England would be donald ducked.
     
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  15. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    It was **** the first time, just put a picture of a kilt wearer showing his cock or something next time
     
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  16. gas

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    Na we`d starve the ****s out.

    I`m starting a movement to gain independance for Wessex with Bristol as capital city.
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    I m pretty sure we could fly our provisions in ?
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    Maybe the Celtic countries and counties such as Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Northumberland, Devon and Cornwall could merge to form one country?

    Celticland sounds good to me <ok>
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    The Central Belt will shaft us in the North East just like Westminster has been doing for years.

    S I propoe we annexe ourselves and keep the Oil revenue and **** Salmond and his racist pals.
     
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  20. gas

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    If there is a row about oil hopefully the Yanks will start sending in the cruise missiles<ok>
     
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