Ah yes, the ever reliable source of bollocks from the Torygraph. There goes any hope of that one then!
We need Sunderland on there as a comparitor too, they'd be a drowned gnat or some fragment of placton.
I was going to say I found it hilarious that they don't even exist anywhere in the picture Sunderland out of the picture completely
Just to be absolutely ****ing clear - anybody, in the world, can theoretically catch a plane. So narrowing down 7bn people to a single footballer is probably not going to work. You've literally got odds of 7,000,000,000/1.
Thing is, who ****ing cares? Abramovic is now owed £1.5bn by Chelsea. He'll probably just write it off one day. There was nothing Newcastle could do under Ashley about the megarich abusing the system, just like there's nothing we can do about it now - except now we can do it too. Man U, Arsenal, Everton, Villa, Wolves, etc., are already doing the same ****, just on a smaller scale.
I already checked it for you. its a private chartered aviation company. its not been to Newcastle before previously. Zurich is only 47 miles from Basel and 94 miles from Freiburg (Schlotterbeck), and before you ask, Ginter would be quicker walking and swimming the channel than going to Zurich first
