Lol. I used to have a Toyota Hilux. Proper Tonka toy one jacked up on a lift kit. It was a proper old beater though and had a top speed of about 45mph. Remember some Chav in his BMW following me, right up my arse, and getting more and more frustrated coz he couldn't get past me. He ended up ploughing into the back of me at a roundabout and the tow hitch on the Hilux went straight through his grill and into his radiator. Water pissing out everywhere and him trying to blame me for it. I just got back in the truck and drove off at 15mph
This ****ty old thing lol. Had a bad ass horn on the roof that sounded like an 18 wheeler though. So it was cool.
At least you know she was producing her product legitimately and not faking it by some form of trickery. It's actually refreshing to know there are some honest businesswomen out there. Not like the women (or men using pictures of women to advertise) rubbing a wet trout on a pair of panties and selling it online.
BTW. Does anyone want to buy my farts? I'm willing to be a lot cheaper than her. I'd go as low as £20 a jar. They would be completely genuine.
Chocolate is always my most aromatic. Not sure if it's just me, but chocolate always produces the strongest smelling gas for me. This one is a good room clearer. The "I ate too much meat this week" special is also very potent and always comes out smelling like a cheap pub Sunday roast. Then there is the legume special that is easy to produce and has a lighter more gentle odor. It is the "Budweiser" of my collection, easy to mass produce but doesn't have much complexity or scent. Finally, there is the extra spicy food collection. Not really the strongest of fragrences, but for the sadistic folk out there, you can be pleased to know I burnt my butthole producing it, spicy foods go in easy and come out rough, even the gas. So the for the sadistic soul there is a smile with each jar.
I love this, I found it whilst googling "how to bottle a fart" (as one does). Flatulogenic. I'm going to try and use that new vocab word as often as possible today when talking with people. For anyone curious it's from a study where they fed people baked beans for breakfast and extracted farts from their anus with a catheter... Who says science has stopped progressing?
