Bit harsh ... would depend what she's booked for? ... Miss Saigon and it could be a good night ... Les Mis and he may as well chop his wanger off ...
Theatre? I'd bin her off, mate. She sounds like a right head ****. I took a bird to a live sex show in Amsterdam which was kinda like a theatre but even that was boring, tbh.
I seen Miss Saigon with the school. A helicopter come on stage somehow. I missed most of it though cos me and another bad lad slipped out and got stoned instead.