Need to know something.

How much you fink i'm wurf bruv? the £1k a week is all i can do.

 

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Same ... apart from the penchant for gay porn

 

Easy mate. Astro.

Never EVER swore and never cussed anyone.

Shame he was such a fckin dikhead though.

 

Yeh probs right actually.

But not here now unfortunately.

And i thought he was great btw.

 

I really like Astro, dry as **** and would not be rattled.
Had some good innocent banter with him.

 

Yeh he was fine with me, and he pissed loads off for the cause.

Fukin good man in my book

 

I had to rate him for it tbh. No matter how much he was ripped apart he never cussed anyone.

He was so easy to wind up bro. Those graph threads during that 8 year period we were talking about yesterday I call the Astro Gold years

 

Luckily I'm immune to graphs

 

He was bitter as fck ffs.

I liked him though. He was the original flounce merchant. I remember somehow the joke came about he was flying off on holiday to Russia everytime Livpl lost or taking a two week vacation in his attic

Never swore though

 

We are still pals to this day actually

 

Ive got a mate like that from back in our teens, done all kinds to him over the years, changed all the clocks in his house so he was late for some work related holiday thing and missed it, set his arm on fire with lighter fluid cos he said I wouldn't dare, swapped his roll ups in the ashtray for spliffs when he was drunk to **** him up cos he can't smoke weed, turned his socks into fishnet ones by dropping hash hotrocks on his feet for hours sometimes as he slept, pushed him down a sandy cliff in great Yarmouth and laughed as he done about 20 backflips on the way down, and he loves me for all of it the sick twat although not always at the time

 

Class

I was on his settee with some bird once. Didn't know how to use his heating or turn the fire on so I set a load of catalogues on fire in the middle of his sitting room to keep us warm. He went mental about that one

 

I hope it had wood floors & high ceilings at least

 

Carpet and it was ruined. Everything was just a laugh back then. Terrible really when I look back now

 

This ones not me but I've seen someone take a piss in someone's wardrobe at a party blind drunk not knowing what they were doing, so instead of the host kicking **** out of him, he pushes him in and tips the wardrobe forward, sticks some cushions on the back of it and leaves him there locked face down for good hour sitting on him.. Fast asleep when he was lifted back up and freed

 

I geddit bro I really do

 

**** is the best word as you can’t be homophobic, ageist, racist, or anything else

instead of
gay ****, just say ****
old ****, ****
bl@ck ****, ****
thick ****, ****
spurs ****, ****

**** is the leveller of all people, ya ****s

 

Sexist though innit.