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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Already is for face to face staff from April. Causing chaos at some Trusts apparently with potential shortages.
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Shared custody <laugh>

    I think you just want her to linger in your life because you distraught init

    Otherwise

    You’d take the dog and make her cry a bit


    jeeeez
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah man. Mr Miyagi ****

    Wax on Wax off
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Skye not around anymore bro ?
     
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  5. Chief

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    Morning all.

    Up at 6.00, in work by 7.45.

    Feels good to be back actually, had a proper near two week break this year and feel refreshed. Half the ****s haven't turned up, words will be had. Strong words.

    Gym later this evening, got a pulled pork on the go and have a healthy breakfast prepped.

    All is well.
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Mate I love that dog more than most people love their kids. However I want her to be in his life too. She’s done nothing wrong and I have nothing against her. It just didn’t work out.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    One of them ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ jobbos

    got y bro
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Lashing it down here now.

    Proper heavy.

    Need to check the temz barrier status, was high af yday
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It’s not you, it’s me but really it’s you.
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    From last night... I should be okay<party>

    The Government alert added: “Flooding of low-lying roads and footpaths is expected, which may exist for one to two hours either side of high tide. Flooding of properties is not expected.

    “We believe there is a possibility of flooding for Putney Embankment (SW15), Chiswick Mall and Strand on the Green (W4), Thames Bank at Mortlake (SW14), Ranelagh Drive (TW1), Friars Lane and Water Lane (TW9), Riverside and The Embankment at Twickenham, and the Towpath below Teddington Lock.”


     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Suns out here now

    was rainin most nite tho

    in bed havin a cuppa n spliff

    just dumped one of my booty calls via text

    told her the bj wasn’t sloppy enough

    time to move on and free the slot
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Already working (from home) ... morning Ponky ...
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    One of HIAG's favourite films ... and the inspiration for 'The PDED' ... the unfortunate typo that helped define a Not606 era <laugh> <wizard><rose><peacedove>
     
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  15. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Is it like children though, where the dog gets to choose which one it wants to be with, once it reaches a certain age? You might want to start soaking your clothes in beef gravy each time he visits.
     
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  16. Star of David Bardsley

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    Yeah he’ll get to 16 and say I don’t understand him or something.
     
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  17. JakartaToon

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    You obviously don't have kids if you think they wait until they are 16 to tell you that. Ours turned when they were about 12. And normally its phrased a bit more succinctly: Stop Ruining my ****ing Life
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

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    Have you tried spraying them with water? Works for the dog.
     
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  19. Saintmagic

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    Lock them in a cage till they stop being a **** also would work
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    Have them put down.
     
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